What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How the Universe and Its Mirrored Version Are Different - WIRED

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Xbox Continues Quietly Abandoning Physical Games - Kotaku

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

What is the best TV to consider from an interior design perspective?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...